Ode To Anbesol

Mad props to Anbesol. That stuff is like magic in a freakin’ tube. If half the crap in this world worked as well as Anbesol then people would have an extra jump to their step and a smile on their face all the gotdamn time. You put the crap on the cold sore and it goes to work right away. Just like Novocain in a tube, and instantly its effective powers of healing are felt and something as annoying, painful, and flat-out gross as a cold sore on the bottom of one’s tongue becomes an afterthought. The people who invested that crap should get a freakin’ Nobel Prize.